W O W MY HAIR IS WAYY TOO LONG

you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING

WHAT DO I DO

ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES

FUCK

IT DROPPED MORE BABIES

MY DADS LIKE GASSING THEM WITH SPRAY AND ITS STILL GIVING BIRTH

YOU GUYS THOSE ARE ALL BABIES

FUCK MY LIFE

There is only one solution:

Watching Horrible Bosses at 4am like a boss. Looking at Colin Farrell and the only thing I can think is Braxton.

HAHA I LOOK LIKE A DINO

8am. sunburn sore -__- bored as fuck and wants a macbook

it’s erm, 6am give or take in sunny Florida at the moment, well rising sun Florida, at my grandparents house, and I’m sunburnt. yeah. not even from Floridian sun. Went to the lake with my folks a couple days before we left for the beach. fuck

bored. Cate is bored.